when you’re in a big group, say a joke and no one laughs
Teacher: Sit down until the bell rings
There’s this little shitty boy in my history class and his little shitty friend with a little shitty beard who both think that men are dominant and women shouldn’t get the vote or equal pay or good education and careers and should be house wives and they made it a class discussion with their shitty little opinions and no body argued with them apart from this one girl who said that women should be allowed on the front line and then little shitty beard boy argued against it saying they shouldn’t because they aren’t capable and I want to start a whole new suffragette campaign against them both and deprive them of the vote and equal pay and leaving the house and having masculine jobs and a good education and make them have periods and makeup and see just how they fucking like it. Little shitty dicks.
whenever you’re in a situation where you need motivation just whisper “give ‘em the old razzle dazzle” to yourself and proceed to give ‘em the old razzle dazzle